Some harmonica humour


Lets put aside the blues for a while and have some fun!harmonica jokes!!!ill start with my two favourites… whats the difference between a golf player and a harp player??? That the golf player always knows in what hole he is playing and also that after two or three tries the golf player normally hits the hole…and this other…what does a harp player do when his or her harp falls into the toilet???he or she just picks it up…and blow the shit out of it!!!


What is the range of a diatonic harmonica?

25 meters! :wink:


Hahahah thats cold!how you gonna expect to sell harps like that!